i left my phone in glasgow.

there's this funny story right, and its like funny coz its true and that. anyways i was working as in, flying to glasgow, and i had this massive guy sitting right by my emergency exit, and there's a rule where perticular people weren't allowd to sit by the emergency exit aka door such as an elderly person, kids, or fat people coz in case the plane crashes and IF we survive coz there's only 1% chance that u might survive in a giant refrigerator spiralling down at how many miles per hour, so IF we survive n have to evacuate, the people i mentioned before would need help and might even get in the way so we tend to want able bodied people by the door like i said incase we need someone to hold the slide at the bottom os something. right, so like i was saying there's a big big massive guy and i was afraid he might be one of those people and i absolutely dread having to ask them to move and stuff, so i was thinking maybe i should ask if he would like a "more comfortable" seat like as in where there's 2 empty seats together....SO i decide to ask my lovely canadian colleague to do it for me hahaha...and then i go about doing my business of distributing hot towels and all that jazz. later on after ive collected the dirty towels, my dear workmate Sean is in hysterics saying the man took it very personal and was extremely offended at being asked to move coz he was too fat and i was so confused coz he was really big i mean the guy next to him couldnt even put his arm down properly anyways it turns out my colleague asked the wrong guy on the other side and that guy wasnt even that big at all hahahahahhaha....oops......so througout the whole flight the guy was soooo pissed off at being asked to move, but dont get me wrong! my colleague is like the most innocent, sweet, genuine almost makes u sick kind of straight out of the brady bunch kind of guy, american accent included! so i was kinda thinking man that guy must be a real dick coz Sean already apologised a million times. anyways the funny bit is, Sean had spent the next 7 or so hours kissing up to this guy even saying that sometimes body builders need extension seat belts coz of their big muscles and blah blah blah hahahahaha...oh how i felt sorry for poor ol' Sean where most of the time crew would have just ignored him. SO its the end of the flight and we were standing in the mid galley right by the door where the GUY was sitting, having a nice chat while taking our service vests off and for some reason we were joking about the phonetic alphabet and saying ridiculous examples where the letter of the alphabet wouldnt sound like the word when ur spelling a certain word, so we were putting on stupid voices pretending to be on the phone saying uhh.."P" for pneumonia and "F" for phone and laughing like hyenas. and then Sean's like, "HAHAHAHAHA HOW ABOUT FAT WITH A "P"? HAHAHA PHAT PHAT PHAT" while doing the whole homie hand getures, oh man that was so funny, coz the guy heard the whole thing, i mean i swear it was an honest mistake and we were just joking around and totally forgot that he was sitting there...so poor ol' Sean made a run for it in the opposite direction....then after we landed Sean heard him mutter something like he wont ever fly with this airline again, which is fair enough for him coz anyone in his situation would have felt the same, i think but i mean c'mon!! LOL!